January 2011
letsgetmetaphysical asked: jeremy's tv(s)!!!
December 2010
fightin'
and shit
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THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME I AM POOR
AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO BAKE FOR SHIT
oreos are cookies
since i don't know what kind of balloons or...
i’m just buying a pack of oreos and 2 bags of doritos or something idk
i’m a guy for fucks sake
AND THE TERM ‘SNACKS’ IS SO VAGUE
you can't tell girls shit
i hate squids
not the animal, those kinds of squids are my shit.
i’m talking about the lowest form of the male specimen. the kind that goes around and spits weak, watered down game at as many females as possible, but not even knowing he’s friendzoning himself. the type of dude with absolutely no shame, who will look as soft and gay as anything just to get a laugh or a smile out of a girl. eunuchs,...
also, my tv is too small to play bioshock 2
halo reach
this game has to possibly be the most frustrating fps i have ever played. now, i’m not gonna sit here and say that i’m super good at it, or at fps’ in general, but i’m pretty nice in mw2 and even counterstrike(goldeneye, too, but hey). i’ve never really played any of the halos prior to this one. a lot of the people on my friends list play online, so i figured...
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you’re in college and depressed? bullshit, kid, your training wheels have...
– chad adams
500 days of bummer
xn—b6h:
sivphilis:
Do people seriously like lil b?
yes.
co-sign.
: We all make mistakes. →
kellyouken:
newsamael:
newsamael:
kellyouken:
newsamael:
kellyouken:
It’s a part of growing old.
And if didn’t make mistakes, then we would be perfect.
And perfection doesn’t exist.
if perfection doesn’t exist, why do we know of it and strive for it
socrates flocka flame one hood ass nigga
I really hope that you are kidding.
had you googled on a hundred thousand, you’d see...
: We all make mistakes. →
newsamael:
kellyouken:
newsamael:
kellyouken:
It’s a part of growing old.
And if didn’t make mistakes, then we would be perfect.
And perfection doesn’t exist.
if perfection doesn’t exist, why do we know of it and strive for it
socrates flocka flame one hood ass nigga
I really hope that you are kidding.
had you googled on a hundred thousand, you’d see that it also states...
We all make mistakes.
kellyouken:
newsamael:
kellyouken:
It’s a part of growing old.
And if didn’t make mistakes, then we would be perfect.
And perfection doesn’t exist.
if perfection doesn’t exist, why do we know of it and strive for it
socrates flocka flame one hood ass nigga
I really hope that you are kidding.
theory of forms, son
We all make mistakes.
kellyouken:
It’s a part of growing old.
And if didn’t make mistakes, then we would be perfect.
And perfection doesn’t exist.
if perfection doesn’t exist, why do we know of it and strive for it
socrates flocka flame one hood ass nigga
i think i've discovered emily white's standards...
if she can beat them up and/or literally throw threm, they’re attractive
myspace ‘06 yes yes y’all
Anonymous asked: oh hai, look a house nigga :)
Anonymous asked: i hope you jump off a bridge and fucking die nigger... how often does your mother take a shit? every nine months you fucking black ass piece of shit. i am suprised that cat of yours doesn't mistake you as fucking cat litter oh wait.. cat litter is white... btw i am scarificing that ugly feline to your "father" s8n. satan isn't black mother fucker so he could not be your...
Anonymous asked: oh hai, look a house nigga :)
Anonymous asked: i hope you jump off a bridge and fucking die nigger... how often does your mother take a shit? every nine months you fucking black ass piece of shit. i am suprised that cat of yours doesn't mistake you as fucking cat litter oh wait.. cat litter is white... btw i am scarificing that ugly feline to your "father" s8n. satan isn't black mother fucker so he could not be your...
when are people going to stop pretending they like...
donkey kong country all day
aj: dude, it says i can mount you.
jeremy: what?
-2 minutes later-
jeremy: dude. mount me.
tinychat
psyche
the bloody beetroots and mstrkrft
stop trying to house, america
leave it to frenchie
(and australia - looking at you, bag raiders)
house is sort of like a family
daft punk being the wild and fun-loving dad
anoraak as the gentle nurturing mother
justice as the rebellious, bad influence eldest child
danger as the quiet, geeky, wunderkind middle child
datA as the angsty, melodramatic youngest child
and mstrkrft is the redheaded stepchild nobody really likes, just tolerates
i hate neon indian
and i’ve overplayed my toro y moi chiggity check yourself
i'm long overdue for one of those days
where everything just falls into place.
i’m sure everyone knows what kind of day i’m talking about. just washed all your clothes, but your jeans still fit perfectly. the weather’s fucking immaculate, your gas tank is at least halfway full.
every single one of your friends answers their phones, and they’re down to chill. you’re all at the top of your game...
grapevinee:
I find it funny when people walk down the stairs quickly; its as if they’re gliding.
Typical winter outfit.
ianwoodiel:
Pajamas pants, two hoodies, beanie. Somehow I don’t get cold.
just reminded me i had pajama pants
this + long johns
afternoon in spring
so i'm probably gonna start programming again
but definitely more glitch/trip/hiphop type feel
may warm up by covering HudMo’s fuse or something
idk, it’d be fun, though
me: i have to pee like a racehorse.
jason: hold it, you have to be strong. like a warrior.
me: can we please speak in similes for the last five minutes of my shift...like idiots?
five minutes and 20 similes later
jason: well, adrian, i'm here to relieve you.
me: like a guy peeing?
jason: ah, you beat me to it.
me: like chris brown.
jason: you're terrible.
HandShakes At Sunrise: why i probably wont be on... →
lovebuggggg:
tumblr isn’t a blogging site anymore, at least not how it used to be. i totally understand that things change and shit happens but this website just isn’t what i want to be part of anymore. everything i see on my dash is superficial, materialistic lifestyles with no unique and creative ideas.
…
nah girl chill