December 2011
trillgamesh:
thatfuckingcrow:
asian replied to your post: in 2012 i resolve to: push more bitches down…
you’re the only person who uses archery
its guns but triller
Blogger thatfuckingcrow knows nothing about being trill
blogger trillgamesh volunteering to be body #1 on my bow
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asian replied to your post: in 2012 i resolve to: push more bitches down…
you’re the only person who uses archery
its guns but triller
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stonecoldsteveaustin replied to your post: in 2012 i resolve to: push more bitches down…
i don’t see die on this list where is die
ima get that done before 12
blogger thatfuckingcrow here to say u aint a real nigga tonight until you drive on 3 ambien after putting down an entire handle of rikaloff
in 2012 i resolve to:
push more bitches down wells
move back to catonsville (maybe)
get this whole education jaint set
stab that man vs food buddy in the throat
in the event a “good year” is unattainable make it better by comparison by making someone elses year shitty
get my archery to 100
get my actual archery to 100
pop someone off with an arrow
burn down a house
blow up a...
“its like man vs food. but with wine. man vs wine.”
– mark
i wanna stab the nigga from man vs food in the...
what if purrp drops a suck a nigga dick remix for...
eat a nigga ass
eat a nigga ass
eat a nigga
eat a nigga ass for two thou’n twell
almost perfect show tonight yup
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chocolatesnowflake:
WOW WHAT IS THIS BABY HEAD COMIN OUT THE PUSSY FUCKSHIT ON MY DASH RIGHT NOW???
these jokes about myles hairline are getting brazy
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stonecoldsteveaustin replied to your post: im here eating a nice wholesome bowl of mini…
i hope you get your fingers cut off so you can never blog again
man i hope i just die
“big city gunter heyyy *big city gunter theme*”
– (big city) gunter
iamallenthomas:
like how is David gonna try to shake me like that
“you like being able to use tumblr? you better stop using Missing e or you might run into a few ‘problems’ if you get my drift”
sitting at his mac with a tofu sausage link in his mouth like a stogie wearing a fedora talkin shit like nyahhh you keep using that there garbage and its coitains for you and your posts see
note how they dont mention all the fuckshit that entails NOT using missing e
im here eating a nice wholesome bowl of mini wheats before this show at my patnas spot with his damn parents gone and what do these niggas do what activities are these niggas participating in here lemme tell you theyre out here throwing paper planes with razors attached to them yeahhhhh thats the team
straightwiththatheater:
that boy myles has interrupted many a thought process of mine tonight
ive stopped mid sentence at least 10 times scrolling down my dash
yeah it jams frequencies im sure hes caused 2 maybe 3 airplane equipment failures tonight
ah yes myles with the montell williams
to stand in your shadow is to be home
netscapeshawty:
young white women always look like they are 15 and 25 years old at the same time
damn mattthejew *lil b voice* you done came up
matthejew:
new years post?
from the beginning of the year i
lost 60 pounds bringing the total loss to about 160 pounds
had major chest surgery
had to wear a special vest that was the worst thing in the world because of the chest surgery
got a 2280 on my SATs
got a 34 on my ACTs
was in a summer program for biotech and biostats that i aced
took more college courses than your average...
Anonymous asked: what are yall getting her?
im sorry man i liked that whole weathermen clique back in high school along with why? and busdriver and immortal tech and every other thps soundtrack rapper but them niggas is fuckin tired brah i dont wanna hear your fuckin freeverse poems over a damn beat just spit the damn crack goddamn talk about gucci couches and entombing niggas in dippin dots god i dont wanna hear the same shit u were...
Aesop Rock > ASAP Rocky
“typical backpacker dickrider statements”
netscapeshawty:
yelling “bet you wont hit him tho” to two people having an intense argument is never not funny
i realized just how superstitious i was when i was looking at old pictures back from when everything was good and noticing little things on me ie how i wore pants, what was on my keychain, shirts i wore just all sorts of little miniscule shit that i dont do these days and thought maybe stuff would go back to the way it was if i could figure out and replicate the one thing that was apparently...
oh yeah that show at sidebar
i think i said today
if i did then im fucking up its tomorrow
same time and shit
8 for 21+
10 otherwise
doors at 8
just went with my sister to get my moms birthday present
beavvers:
thatfuckingcrow:
just watched that video russian sophie posted and im just wondering if thats how her normal shit was i wonder what her casting video was like
are you talking about that weird ass porn i reblogged?
yup
just watched that video russian sophie posted and im just wondering if thats how her normal shit was i wonder what her casting video was like
camdamage:
another announcement/idea:
since it’s moonblood time, and i know some of my followers are just as weird as me - if anyone has any interest in buying bloody undies, drop me a line.
if you find this idea disgusting or weird, keep your opinions to yourself.
bubbie: id have to say one of my top three favorite black actors are hmmm sinbad
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bonerland:
I can’t figure out how to put fucking books on this fucking kindle app on my phone
pfff
books
fleshliterature:
im offended as hell
cause
i dont know you
tell them theyre wrong tho
new dieting craze sweeping the nation known as “looking at frances mcdormands mouth”
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im not a young black somewhat wavy ebenezer scrooge and i put that on my sister in her room listening to dubstep on youtube
fleshliterature:
but adrian doesnt like blondes so he doesnt count
#teamnotowheads
i still do
why do
i
still do
i dont get it
Anonymous asked: are you seriously saying you think that girl is unattractive?